Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
