do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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