Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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