Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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