Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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