HIV tests are more positive than that guy
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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