Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I accidentally burped into my bong.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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