3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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