at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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