Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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