how can u be prego again
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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