Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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