I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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