Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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