She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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