So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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