So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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