There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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