I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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