Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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