No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
dude. I can hear the air.
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