Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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