quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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