if you like me you must not know who I am
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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