This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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