that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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