what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pants are for mortals
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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