its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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