Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
the liver wants what the liver wants
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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