your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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