Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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