the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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