I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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