When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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