We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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