Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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