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• (925): View more from California

  when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  This bar receipt from last night makes no sense

  (573): View more from Missouri

  You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total

  (870): View more from Arkansas

  I wish that would've worked

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• (805): View more from California

  Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.

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• (858): View more from California

  I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts

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• (408): View more from California

  This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN

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  how did i know this would happen?

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (347): View more from New York

  I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.

  (512): View more from Texas

  Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.

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