did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?