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You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.

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(858): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat. http://tfl.nu/yzbr

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(989): View more from Michigan

I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa

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(989): I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa http://tfl.nu/0rxp

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(302): View more from Delaware

and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...

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(302): and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare... http://tfl.nu/t5mw

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(702): View more from Nevada

think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.

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(702): think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010. http://tfl.nu/zikd

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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(401): Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified. http://tfl.nu/2va0

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

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(307): Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor. http://tfl.nu/j4rc

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(214): View more from Texas

I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine

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(214): I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine http://tfl.nu/t8mm

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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(920): Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right http://tfl.nu/du0e

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(801): View more from Utah

Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

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(801): Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college http://tfl.nu/xwrm

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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(401): I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again http://tfl.nu/o3kd

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(813): View more from Florida

I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.

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(813): I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry. http://tfl.nu/1un5

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo

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(860): I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo http://tfl.nu/rks3

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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(506): Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am http://tfl.nu/i89z

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(804): View more from Virginia

We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.

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(804): We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell. http://tfl.nu/sxed

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?

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(781): You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up? http://tfl.nu/pwkf

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