are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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