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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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