I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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