i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i think i just naturally attract stoners
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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