But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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