similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It was confusing and full of hummus
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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