there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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