I need help removing her.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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