so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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