very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I deserve this hangover.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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