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Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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