I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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