Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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