the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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