Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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