You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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