I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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