He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"