there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.