Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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