Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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