i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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