Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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