i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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